Here's 25 Things I learned taking Police foundations.

1. May not threaten anyone with the Dark Arts.
2. May not challenge disbelief of Dark Arts by asking for hair.
3. Never ever add "As is prophesy" to the beginning or end of a police report your being graded on.
4. Do not buy, sell or trade anyone's soul on Prof: Ryans time.
5. Not allowed to join Sorority.
6. Not allowed to form new Sorority.
7. Must attempt to not antagonize a Constable at the campus Tim Hortons With taunts like, "Bad cop, No..No Doughnuts..!"
8. The Irish guy working the front gate really isn't after "Me frosted lucky charms".
9. Not allowed to let sock monkeys take responsibility for any of my actions during mid-terms.
10. Not allowed to let sock monkeys take my mid-terms.
11. Not allowed to chew gum in a lecture, unless I brought enough for everybody.
12. Not allowed to chew gum in lecture the next day even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
13. May not refer to any nursing professor from another program as "Dr Phil", or... or rub em on the belly.
14. Neither I, nor my alter ego, Kull, have any super-powers..
15. "Keep on Trucking" is *not* a psychological warfare message. And I should not over-react
16. Not allowed to yell "Take that pigs" at the shooting range.
17. I am not authorized to write prescriptions.
18. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad at a Hockey game.
19. I am not in need of a more suitable host body before a mini-test I forgot about..
20. I am not authorized to sell time shares on the Eaton Hall on Craig's list..
21. The proper title for a Justice of the peace in Canada is "Your worship" not The Dark Lord.
22. The following items do not exist: Halogen fluid, winter air for tires or Cabbits.
23. The revolution is NOT now OR during fire drills.
24. I do not get "that time of month"And it does not work as an excuse for being late to class...
25. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.