Japan Vs Spring Break.

These first few weeks of school are an exciting time for new students. Sort of like deer caught up in head lights there are a lot of flashy, shinny new things to keep us busy in college and university. But by the time week two rolls around all you start thinking about is where you're going to go for Your first real spring break. If you like to travel as much as I do and have already wasted away in Cancuum already you might be feeling a more exotic vibe come at you this year where you can have your weeks worth of fun in the sun...

There's really only one other Option left.
Japan..!

In reviewing the many pieces of interesting websites and tv shows I've been able to gather information on over these past few weeks about this new and foreign world I've been able to start painting a picture and putting together my own list of what life must be like over there in Japan..

Japans a wealthy industrious nation with a rich cultural and technological heritage. With endless beaches and more then its share of island weather.. Some of their greatest accomplishments to date and the best reasons to go are as follows.:

1. 1) Doing away with the redundant and useless Fork and Spoon in favor of the superior and more functional Asian Twig and Stick..
2) The real fine stitching in the soles of every pair Nike shoes I now own.
3) Hello Kitty dolls that'll jump, play and "love you long time."
4) A robot that can finally walk up and down a flight of stairs and who will one day be groomed to save us all from our giant slow moving Dragon masters with radioactive breath they're science has shown us all really do exist.

2. Having one foot in history and another firmly planted forward the glorious empire of Japan celebrates and remembers their traditional roots of ritual song and dance every weekend with Super crazy happy time showdowns on stage to greats like The captain and Tinel and The Monkey's..

3. The sporting industry in Japan has worked long and hard over the years to escape long held western stereo types and beliefs that all the Japanese do are Martial arts like Crane, or Tiger.. They've done so by showcasing many of Japans other national interests where they've come to not only dominate foreign competition over the years, but they'll also round house kick them in the neck and throw shinny metals stars at their chests..

4. Finally. The Japanese are a very smart, wise and fearless people who will own your ass every time you try to play Halo 2 with an energy sword on Xbox Live.